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How many ingredients does it take to call it a salad? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren't enough ingredients to call it a salad, because "it takes multiple ingredients". I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.

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[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s a terrible honeymoon.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More like, "been married for 30 years salad", amirite?? /BoomerHumor

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, the lettuce might be wilted but as long as you wash it I guess it’s fine. Not like they’ve been feasting, so they’re probably famished.