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[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I have a baby and it poops itself, it will be placed in the pressure wash room for sanitisation

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In our house that’s the dishwasher.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, you only try that once - too many bruises.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Not to mention smashed plates.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Honestly, at least for us just taking the baby with us into the shower was much easier and more relaxing than bathing it.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would be so afraid of dropping the soapy baby

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 1 year ago

Until we knew how to hold it well we'd only enter the showers together and one would hold the child while the other one would wash it.

Sure, but how many showers are you talking a day?

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

My daughter loved it when we held her with her scalp just under the shower. She would keep pushing backwards in my arms until I got it just right