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[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When I have a baby and it poops itself, it will be placed in the pressure wash room for sanitisation

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In our house that’s the dishwasher.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, you only try that once - too many bruises.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

Not to mention smashed plates.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Honestly, at least for us just taking the baby with us into the shower was much easier and more relaxing than bathing it.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would be so afraid of dropping the soapy baby

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 years ago

Until we knew how to hold it well we'd only enter the showers together and one would hold the child while the other one would wash it.

Sure, but how many showers are you talking a day?

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

My daughter loved it when we held her with her scalp just under the shower. She would keep pushing backwards in my arms until I got it just right