Alt text: Point of view is a car at an intersection. One of the traffic lights is on fire.
ejacutastic says "I DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL" balalaikaboss says:
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL. SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
You really gonna trust the fae about this? They're tricky bastards, I tell you. At the same time, I also don't want to piss of the patron god of trans people, so maybe I should listen.