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[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

You know, I was going to defend my home state but as I typed my comment I realized that she has no redeeming qualities aside from being pretty when no people are around. Especially where I’m from.

It’s all cousin fucking and methamphetamines. I wouldn’t take a job that offered me $100 an hour to go back. Seriously. I hate even driving through the shithole.

Maybe it’s better up north.

[-] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How many places in the world do you think you could describe as cousin fucking meth heads and have someone go "sounds like my hometown"

[-] thantik@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I'm from Florida and doesn't sound like it's narrowing down any of the lists that I have...

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If your top of the head answer isn't Palatka or Ocala though...

First time I've seen Ocala referenced on here and it's about cousin fucking and meth. Wouldn't have it any other way.

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Never change, Florida.

[-] strawberry@artemis.camp 8 points 1 year ago

more than I would like

[-] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago
[-] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

No, that's US Defaultism, fuck off with that shit.

Here it's all cousin fucking and alcoholism.

[-] CurlyChopz@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Apart from the progressive town Glasgow, transcending borders by having all 3

[-] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Oh that's an accent? Sorry, thought it was meth jaw.

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Same here, I think. I drink alot and I fuck alot, and do not know who my cousins are. But hey! Free healtchare 👌

[-] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

If you don't know your cousins, how do you know you've never "known" your cousins?

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Cousin fucking and meth? Well damn, I guess I'm buying me a trailer!

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

It would be good for wind power, maybe. Fuck lets just turn it into a giant nuclear power plant.

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