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Still better than windows. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmfao. Enjoy your last gen ray tracing and garbage FSR.

yawns i don't care about overpriced ray tracing at all. I care about cost and power efficiency. Something team green can only dream about.

I am not telling you, creep. When someone doesn’t want to answer personal info, stop asking. It’s sad you need to be told this.

lol as if stating in which general branch your professional business is, is worth anything. I just wanted to know what kind of need on software you would have.

[–] Polar@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao Linux users cope with the "I don't care, I don't even want it" excuses. Comes out so naturally when you have to give up nearly everything on Linux.

I don't want to answer you, stop asking, creep. Get the hint.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao Linux users cope with the “I don’t care, I don’t even want it” excuses. Comes out so naturally when you have to give up nearly everything on Linux.

I care about cost and power efficiency. Something team green can only dream about.

i told you my reasons.

I don’t want to answer you, stop asking, creep. Get the hint.

okay punk. have a shitty day man.

[–] Polar@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

okay punk. have a shitty day man.

Class. Telling me to have a shitty day because I asked you not to keep asking me about private information. Take the hint. Back off, creep.