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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

That is what happens when you consume dihydrogen monoxide daily. No one has survived after drinking it.

[-] Jamie@jamie.moe 18 points 1 year ago

Oxygen makes iron turn into rust, don't let that be your lungs. Oppose Big Oxygen.

[-] roanescence@mstdn.social 4 points 1 year ago

@Jamie @slazer2au Big oxygen is crazy ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

And those fuckers give it to us as soon as we're born, ensuring our inevitable demise

What a sick cruel twisted world

[-] stck@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Around seven percent of people who've consumed dihydrogen monoxide have survived.

[-] ArianaGrande@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!

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