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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
(sh.itjust.works)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
What if there were a bullet that injected alien DNA into you, which boosted your metabolism to billions of times normal speed and you died of cancer within a second of being hit.