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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by sociablefish@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible

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[-] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 year ago

28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.

[-] smashboy@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

[-] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

On fire is a good start

On fire and soaked in piss is better

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

You should use a condom next time

[-] TommySalami@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.

[-] Case@unilem.org 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.

It stinks, for miles. And months.

[-] puppy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she's on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it's the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn't save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.

[-] smashboy@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

[-] puppy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah sorry. Since you mentioned it's the opposite, I wrongly assumed that you didn't know the meaning.

[-] christophski@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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