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The Left is doing it wrong.

We need to stop calling it the green New Deal; and call it the Patriot Power Act.

We’re not trying to go green or “Woke”. No! We’re making ’Merca energy independent! We’ll stop importing oil from the tourist countries! And be energy self sufficient!

—BRANDING!!

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[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

And we can call wind farms, "Jesus Farms!"

[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And vaccines can be "immunity guns". Want to keep your kids safe? Give their immune system guns!

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

Keep on going. You’re good at this.

Next, try to come up with suitable branding for teaching stem literacy and critical thinking.

[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You mean "Gun Manufacturing" (Mechanical Engineering), "Bunker Building" (Civil Engineering), "Things Hitting Things" (Physics), "Explosives, Toxins, and Poisons" (Industrial Chemistry), "DIY Alternative Medicine" (Pharmaceutical Chemistry), "Owning the Libs" (Law), "Ripping off the IRS" (Taxation and Accounting), "How to be Offensive" (Language theory, reading/writing comprehension), "How to win at Gambling" (Mathematics, Statistics) "Why Libs Think Like Pussies" (Philosophy), "War" (Geography, Geo-politics, International Studies).

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah baby! Sign me up. Sounds awesome.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It’s those libtards and their hot air. Let’s use that nonsense to power good old ‘Murican homes and factories

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

minecraft 1.20.1 java edition vanilla Jesus farm (75 jesus/h)

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

The sun of god

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