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This man's gonna shit on day one. Already calling it.
do not jinx it.
U/mizu I really hope you tell us the dang story after your poopless long weekend
We need a TIFU on Lemmy
tifu: shit day one
Good luck Godspeed and no poop
Just try to make sure you don't eat a lot of any of these things. All well and good to choose the foods carefully but a gut full exclusively of food that is deliberately geared towards constipation is going to end very badly. Try to eat very little.