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[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

pfffft not even

all you gotta do is repent your sins and accept jesus as your lord and savior on your deathbed and then it’s get into heaven free card time!

christians hate that atheists know this one simple trick!

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yup, you don't have to check in regularly or participate in any religious ceremonies or follow any doctrine.

Just say sorry on your way out and you're good

[–] Excalibur100@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Checkmate, atheists.