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A lesson in Kirk Drift™ (startrek.website)

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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 23 points 11 months ago

I'll have you know trombone players aren't the nerds you think they are. Large lung capacity and dexterous tongues make them very popular with the ladies, ifyaknowhatimean

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago

Sounds like something a band nerd would say.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

I mean, I am the nerd you think I am. But that doesn't have anything to do with playing trombone

[-] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Can confirm, was band nerd, played trombone, have said line (jokingly) to partners. Been circular breathing for all 4 years of marriage so far.

[-] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 6 points 11 months ago

Surely you've heard about that one time at band camp

[-] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

I’ll have you know euphonium players make more sensitive lovers.

Trombone players know nothing about fingering.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah but we do know about long strokes

[-] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Well played, sir.

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