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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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Source Page. Credit is to SMBC-Comics and even more credit to @aperson@beehaw.org who noticed it was missing and found the credit in this comment. Sorry about that and thanks, you're awesome aperson <3

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 99 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 59 points 1 year ago

Star Trek The Motion Picture's transporter accident gave me nightmares.

Galaxy Quest's transporter accident made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Anything that ever includes Galaxy Quest is an immediate win from me. Doesn't help I've seen the movie so many times (it's a movie version of my weighted blanket) that I can vividly hear that 'exploded' line in my head.

Fuck you I've gotta turn the damn movie on again now.

Now look what you've gone and done.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gay just looked a little nicer than "Porn" lol

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That makes it 10 times funnier lol

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What can I say, I'm a polite degenerate.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a grown ass man who secures his devices and still use private tabs for porn and don't keep anything in storage.

[–] Jaccident@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Stamets by name. Stamets by nature.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

FYI your bottom image crashes Jerboa client 100% of the time lol

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm still floored that Sigourney Weaver was 50 when she played that role. I've got 10 years before I hit that mark, and I already look like targ droppings.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago

She really hasn't aged either since that role. That woman is stuck permanently at a drop-dead-gorgeous 40.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow... I wonder why. Maybe the dimensions are too big or something? You're not missing anything to be fair. It's just a screenshot of my dual monitor set up showing your comment and then Galaxy Quest playing on the second monitor.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah it's weird and never happened before. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

In my experience, Jerboa crashes Jerboa 100% of the time. Can't make that app stay open for more than ten seconds. It's why I use Liftoff on mobile.

[–] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By Grabthar's hammer...what savings.

[–] dgriffith@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Alan Rickman played the "proper actor surrounded by scene-stealing hacks" so well in that movie, I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't really acting in those scenes, merely letting his emotions flow.

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Enterprise... what we got back didn't live long... fortunately. The fortunately was always the worst part of the line.