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I swear I didn’t change anything (thumbsnap.com)

submitted 1 year ago by willya@lemmyf.uk to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cosmic radiation! Bit flips! Quantum tunneling! Who TF knows...

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

If only consumer hardware had ECC memory

[–] fsr1967@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

It ran outta gas. It had a flat tire. It didn't have enough money for cab fare. Its tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole its car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts!