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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm picturing Data showing McCoy around the Enterprise-D in Encounter at Farpoint-

"Where's your bowling alley, boy?"

"We do not have a bowling alley here, sir. But we have a holodeck that can simulate a bowling al-"

"I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MIXED-UP MOLECULES! Where's the bowling alley? This is the Enterprise, boy!"

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

With the size of the Enterprise-D I'm astonished someone didn't stick at least a mini bowling alley in there somewhere

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A third of the ship is all Holodecks*, so if you want to bowl you could just load a program up.

*Source: computed by taking the number of "holodeck is trying to kill everybody" episodes and dividing it by the total number of series episodes.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is the best way of doing math lol

But does that mean there is a sliver of Risa in Deep Space Nine?