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Continuing my line of thirst memes

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who is Janeway then? What about any of the other captains?

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Captain Mom:

Captain Mommy:

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Q: But you’re a mommy to this crew!

Janeway: 🙄

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

  • Archer: Captain Fonz

  • Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher

  • Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin

  • Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin

  • Pike: Captain Daddy

  • Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle

  • Burnham: Captain Older Sister

  • Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle

  • Sulu: Captain Hornier Uncle

  • Picard: Captain Grandpa

  • Riker: Captain Horniest Uncle

  • Sisko: Captain Dad

  • Janeway: Captain Step-Mom

  • Freeman: Captain Mom

  • Seven: Captain Mommy

  • Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping)

  • Raffi: Captain Born Again Aunt

  • Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad

  • Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Pretty sure this is just a reflection on me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me (in Horny Brig):

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Unf yeah I hope they have an extra cell for me, too.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Captain Mirror Mommy

[–] linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about Dax?

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Space mistress

[–] TheMongoose@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Picard: Captain Grandpa

Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair I meant grandpa as more of a state of mind.

Also you shut up with your devil facts right this instant.

[–] TheMongoose@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hush you, I'm not old, you're old.

*cries

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

We're both old and falling apart me thinks.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Saru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oops. Fixed.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I figured it was Sulu lol

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, not sure why I went to Saru on that. Also it was at that moment that I realized how close Saru and Sulu are. It was also at that moment that I had woken up to take a leak, saw the message on my phone, and blurry eyed fixed it lol

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Threats to Send You to Military Boarding School

Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle

Harriman: Captain Cameron

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Kirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)