This made me laugh out loud. I have the same asshole, but male. No toys can survive past 1 week and always curious, following me around like a mother-in-law when cleaning and terrorizing my orange boy everytime he wants my attention. He already knows that pisses me off and heads to his 'time out' corner before I even point.

But he's so effing cute and the purrfect cat in every way and soooooo soft... I really think Tuxedo's are somewhat special.