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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 66 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Is jizzing in a sock actually a thing people do?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 119 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It makes cleanup easier.

  • Jack off
  • Cum in sock
  • Put it back on the shelf
  • Leave the department store
[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Don't forget to lay one in the display toilets before you go.

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.

And even after doing it myself once, I've still never understood the "cum sock" that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around... that's just fucking disgusting.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand...

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I thought I was supposed to suck cock for the coconut, not fuck them?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Oh that's where my socks go!

[–] Micromot@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago

It sounds so absurd

[–] narwhalperson@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

I think it must be played up for the weirdness/grossness effect. I can’t think of any scenario where it would make sense.

[–] colorlessness@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

When you’re 14 yeah

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Look at all the money bags with their socks. Stealing napkins and toilet paper at restaurants is free.

[–] Numenor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

If it's a pleasure thing, Is it something that's performed more by those without foreskin, perhaps because they don't have the natural sleeve effect provided by the missing skin?