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[–] KarmaPolice@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most database engines support stored procedures. You don't need to give money to oracle, you can give it to Microsoft instead.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Or not at all? Postgres? MariaDB? I think I missed the /s. I'm slow hah

[–] KarmaPolice@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, those work :-) giving money to MS was more of a joke.