this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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Risa

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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"My child, you haven't been keeping up with your studies."

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Say "my child" one more goddamn time and I'll commit a war crime.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I must not ~~tell lies~~ say "my child"

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Lol well played!

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] LucyLastic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Well, Klingon food isn't for everyone

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Anyone touches my ear and I'm loading the photon torpedos.

Careful, the last guy who made that threat to her became her live in boy toy, went blind, got healed, and then became one with the Path Wraiths!