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For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Alchemical Jug for Infinite supply of mayonnaise. Easy.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny thing is, there is one kobold in the team that would probably do it. Then offer it to the cheff of the tribe, Linéon Piedléger, a halfelin that is like Gordon Ramsey and likes to taste new meats...

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is soooooo much more you could do with an infinite jar of mayonaise than merely to eat it.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was thinking of it as a multi-use replacement for this. Why, what did you have in mind?

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Something involving a dragon's dick personnally