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[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

There was that one guy that choked a bear to death with the bloody stump of his wrist after the bear bit his hand off, so I'd say that counts as a technical win.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

We take those. - Every living creature ever.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 10 months ago

Wait, choked as in strangled or as in shoved his arm down its throat?

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

The latter 💪

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Pretty messed up story. Possibly a tall tale.

[-] Turbofish@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I thought that was Roosevelt's buddy and a mountain lion.

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