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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The tiny 1ft -ish extinct Dawn-Horse was a real thing. PBS documentary modeled it as skittish, jumpy, fast, tough enough to drag and push logs. Catch a couple of those and you got youself a pair of 30mph roller skates.
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1 horse-sized duck, male, that's in the mood... Ever witness firemen tackle a charged firehose that broke loose and is whipping around... amorously. Now put a Clydesdale at the end of that. You may be chance lucky enough to distract it with bread, but can really only fight it from space.

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Catch a couple of those and you got youself a pair of 30mph roller skates. ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ

Taking notes here for some... new projects.

this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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