this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lack of circuit breakers and seatbelts.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The way I figure, if the inertial dampers fail, everyone is gooified regardless of restraints.

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Where are the inertial dampeners when in battle. Seems like every battle we have some one flying across the bridge.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And who the hell has been packing the consoles with rocks?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Engineering says the console doesn't work without them.

Then I said, okay, but why assembled in Satanic runes?

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just be glad they aren't packing boxes of nails.

Also why are there flames erupting from the consoles anyways. Shouldn't those just be a bunch of computers? Do future computers run off propane or something?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"Plasma conduits"

Sounds safe to me.