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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate? (lemmy.world)
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Sorry didn't know where to post this and it's been heavy on my mind.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate... Nvm don't bother

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

I've shot it over my head before....

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.