this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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Your closet is clearly a portal to another plane. By keeping the door closed, you are increasing poltergeistic pressure, which could lead to a rupture, resulting in, at the very least, extra ghosts in your home, and at the worst, an ectoplasmic explosion.
oh no that doesn't sound good
guess I gotta leave my closet ope... wait are you my cat's alt account?