The problem is that the second you responded to something like that you'd be buried in copycats the next year all hoping to go viral. So you've made your job more difficult or burnt bridges on the way out the door.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't it still cost like a hundred bucks to apply to harvard, or have they done away with that?

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Less than a hundred, and they still charge it.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, the dean of admissions is likely overworked and isn't going to waste time processing all that crap and writing a personalize rejection letter.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

The guy in charge of letting people in to one of the most prestigious universities in America is overworked? The hell you say! (That's supposed to be read as friendly, not actually incredulous)

For real, it's not like job applications where a lot of folks just cut the pile in half and toss them, then cut it in half again and toss them (yeah, I've seen managers do that for jobs with high application rates). They've got folks going through just checking that the admission was properly submitted, another layer making sure the people who properly submitted are qualified, then they're weighted to toss out any that fall below a certain percentage of qualification. Then the dean makes decisions. And they're still probably way overworked.

Something like this got tossed out by the lowest possible level and that person wouldn't even have the authority to write anything except a standard form letter that gets signed with an autopen.

It's an entertaining fake, but definitely a fake.