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Admittedly, we Chicagoans don't always go out of our way to correct misconceptions. Chicago has plenty of people. We often don't feel any need to encourage more visitors.
oh yeah but illinois and chicago just keep losing population every year. sic.
If you all would stop peeling the skin off your citizens to feed it to the three headed Cerberus that guards Union Station maybe your population would remain stable. smh