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I know people who only poop at home. I can't imagine being out in space for years. With holodeck technology... Someone is bound to have written a program that simulated their bathroom at home.

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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone has probably used transporter technology to Harry Potter their poop away

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Like before you even go to the bathroom. That would be super weird feeling.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

“O’Brien, set biofilters for feces and urine”

[–] darth_helmet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Have you ever had a gas bubble in your gut that shifted and now you feel fine?

[–] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A whole new spin on a “transporter buffer overflow”.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

What are you keeping in the buffer doc?