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Flawless Code Rule (lemdro.id)
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[–] tupewe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago

How to ALWAYS write flawless code:

  1. Write code

  2. Never run it and convince yourself that it is perfect

  3. If someone says otherwise, catfish them for 2 years (minimum) and then shatter their heart into tiny pieces

  4. Success