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[-] GloveNinja@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

I'm fairly certain that "Turn the freakin' frogs gay" is a side effect of cell towers. If you open the main compartment on a tower, it's just three buttons labeled:

  1. Cancer - default setting
  2. COVID - 2020 'Hard Mode' feature
  3. Rainbows - Gary in R&D was fired since this option made everyone gay (frogs too)

I'll point out that since most people stopped getting COVID boosters that the second option doesn't do much anymore. We all know the boosters had extra microchips since they naturally degrade in our systems over time.

It's worth noting that you can also use the terminal to download all the data captured by your local "birds".

Also, as much as I shouldn't need to put this... /s

[-] ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I don't know why, but #3 absolutely sent me! 🤣

this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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