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[–] ExLisper@linux.community 68 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there's a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there's a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:

  • How do French people kiss?

The guy got a little bit confused and says:

  • Trust me, you don't want me to show you how the French kiss...

Not really related but I found it extremely funny.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ExLisper@linux.community 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ExLisper@linux.community 15 points 11 months ago

All of them ;)

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Spread them cheeks, kiss incoming!

What?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

It depends on how well you know the chicks.

[–] vsis@feddit.cl 14 points 11 months ago

We in Chile we kiss only once. Right side of the face. The fist time I greeted a spanish woman I was confused as hell.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

This could be used as a pickup line or something lol

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

In France, they kiss between one and four times depending on the region, it's infuriating. I've just decided to not kiss any more. It's a stupid tradition, and it's a great way to catch colds anyway.

[–] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Of course not, it's a cultural means of sharing germs that quite literally saves everybody by helping share in the herd immunity.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That was a thing before Covid. Nowadays, ehhh… it's more of a Typhoid Mary thing.

[–] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago

No need to be phobic, it's barely worth worrying about considering your phone probably carries germs too hahaha

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

Come to the UK, we don't do any of that shit here. In Yorkshire we just nod and say "Alreight?" or "How do?" and that's it, job done.

[–] sciencesebi@feddit.ro 4 points 11 months ago

Somehow it's always the romanians

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm french and the only 3-time country I know is Switzerland

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Dutch/I think some Belgians also do 3. I'm sure there's some random place in France that would do that also.