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Imagine having to give your instrument a blow job everytime you wanted it to play music.
–The String Quartet
Imagine having to stroke your instrument every time you wanted to play music.
-The percussionist gang
Imagine having to bang your instrument everytime you wanted to play music.
Imagine having to finger your instrument every time you wanted it to play music.
~ The woodwinds group
oh... wait ..
Imagine having to deal with all these perverted fucking instruments.
– The Singer Group
Imagine being a professional throat goat.
—The Conductor
Imagine having to wave your arms around like an idiot to produce sound. Oh wait..
— Theremin Gang
Having to bang an Instrument doesn't sound so bad. But, if you get the rhythm off even a tiny little bit, it kills the mood real quick.