I know it's a meme and therefore not supposed to be taken seriously. But I'll still say it, in all honesty: I never met a someone who had a problem with the other person finishing "early". Of course in a one night stand it's a little annoying, because you both aimed for something different, but that's it. 99% of the times it's the person who's finished early who's making all the fuss. Not supposed to be victim shaming here, just saying: Calm down. It's okay. It happens to everyone at some point. We don't care.