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submitted 9 months ago by HarryLime@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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[-] Jenniferr@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

Oh this video fucked also it made no sense how did he gather that much speed

[-] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

I think their uniforms are mostly polyester or something so they're slick, and the slide's angle is only safe if you're under a certain weight I guess.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There must be some way to exploit this intel.

[-] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

My take: Start a company that markets slides as a "Quick Response" tool like firefighter's poles, install them in police stations with federal grants. Tout the "Tactical" black paint and Teflon-coated interior as a "Rapid Deployment Force Multiplier" that lets the piggies get to their surplus MRAPs as fast as possible.

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

It's so fucking funny, he shoots out like he was hit by an Elder Scrolls paralysis spell. He's like rigid until he hits the floor

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Even despite that why was this guy going down it anyways? You expect this among a group of children in a sort of community service thing but there's like 0 people there.

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