[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

Two predictions:

  1. This will cost upwards of $300mil to make

  2. It will make $1bil+ because Minecraft is the best selling game of all time by far and every single child even remotely aware of it will want to go see it

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

God are we really doing this again? Accessibility in games is very good and "easy" modes are fine. This kind of passive-aggressive hand-wringing comes off as incredibly gatekeepy, mean-spirited and bad faith.

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Fredrik Knudsen's video on EVE is really fascinating stuff, though more focused on in-universe events. I don't recall him even bringing this up in the vid which seems like a huge miss, I just recall various claims of admins giving benefits to certain users unchecked for a while. Also tracks with the monetization changes the devs made that universally pissed off their whole playerbase, unironic lolbertarians are wild ancap-good

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

I'll give you that, baseball is dull and slow 90% of the time. It's slightly better since they added pitch timers to the MLB but other sports are much more exciting

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

People who shit on sports fans have never tried seriously watching a sports game. Go to an NBA game in person and tell me with a straight face that it sucks and is boring

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

The tag was regarding the treats discourse, not to imply you're a nihilist, my bad

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

100-com it's clearly part of capital's strategy to overwhelm people with content and stimuli to distract them with endless treats that prey on FOMO and the working class' general desire to escape from bourgeois hell. Not to mention how well that works on the middle-class suburban nihilists (@UlyssesT@hexbear.net)

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Can anyone find a link to the thread in /c/games around Oct 17 2023 about 3x3 grid style personal fav games of all time? I can't find it nor my grid I posted there and I wanna refresh my memory and also update it

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

Only good thing about League is ARAM, summoners rift is legalized torture

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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

Incredible stuff, how can you read this and even remotely believe it instead of pissing yourself laughing? "in bad country, criticism from the head of state towards the former head of state forces people to off themselves" gimme a fuckin break dude. On top of that the broken citation is a random BBC Radio report from 2009 che-smile

Check out this dork shit lol

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Skibidi toilet makes more sense than 95% of SFMs from back in the day. Like there's an ongoing storyline and everything. People who hate on it but watched other sfm/ytp nonsense back in the day just have boomer ass mindsets

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I absolutely love the first 2 movies and have been routinely disappointed by everything after them, Zero seems to be getting good reviews but I'm curious what the hexfolk think

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Hard agree on the soundtrack, imo the SotS music is probably Chris' best work on the franchise so far and he brought in a couple collaborators who elevate it further. I Should Build the Man a Statue is a highlight, esp once the the riff starts popping off around 2:16

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

There are third party tools that let you do that, not officially supported though. So yeah you can revert the game to its previous fully functional state at least. Just a shame it doesn't work properly out of the box atm ya know? It's a hassle

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No link because the nazi cowards deleted their posts lmao fash-bash

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/electoralism@hexbear.net

I figure I'll vote PSL again like I did last time since they seem to be among the most principled leftist parties we have in this hellscape. I've seen a lot of support for Jill Stein but iirc she has some very weird reactionary conspiracy-brained views. How we feeling? Is supreme running this time around?

edit: to be clear I assume most of the based parties will not be on the ballot in most states, I've written in my picks before and I'll do it again KKKopmala knifecat

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Comment below or DM me if you're interested in any of the below. Anything not crossed out is still available. Only 1 key available per game


~~See-Arr-Pee-Gees~~ very-smart

~~Baldur's Gate II: Enhanced Edition~~

~~Pathfinder: Kingmaker — Enhanced Plus Edition~~

~~Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Season Pass~~

~~Planescape: Torment Enhanced Edition~~


~~ban-hammer-dai Namco~~

~~Code Vein~~

~~GOD EATER 3~~

~~.HACK/G.U. LAST RECODE~~

~~Tales of Vesperia™: Definitive Edition~~

~~TEKKEN 7~~


Other SLOP yummy

~~Dear Esther: Landmark Edition~~

~~Expeditions: Rome~~

~~Souldiers~~

The Legend of Tianding

~~The Pale Beyond~~

~~Unpacking~~

~~WWE 2K23~~

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Everyone knows how rabidly reactionary and shitheaded the SW fandom became after the Disney acquisition but I'm finally at my breaking point with this latest wave of chud whining. The Acolyte got review bombed before it even aired because the showrunner is a lesbian and the leading actress is a gay enby. Also a clip of Stenberg from like 6 years ago made the rounds where she says the goal of a completely different project she was working on was to make white men cry and chuds who get all their news from youtubers thought she was talking about the Acolyte.

Fast forward to the show's release, the chuds continue to whine about woke Star Wars despite the show's first several episodes being pretty bland and mid in every regard. To disguise their actual reasons for hating the show (diverse cast and queer showrunner) they pull out the absolute most ridiculous reasons to bash it, including but not limited to:

  • "The writing is awful and the story sucks!" (the dialogue is genuinely quite bad at times but no worse than 95% of star wars projects. The general story is a mystery-thriller that's compelling enough. Also these same people turn around and say the prequels are incredible so funny-clown-hammer)

  • "The show contracts and ruins the prequels!" alright time to put on my nerd cap because the media literacy of these fucking shitbags is nonexistent. "Dark side user" =/= Sith, Red-lightsaber-user =/= Sith, there are tons of darkside users in the galaxy but the Sith area very specific order that the jedi warred with for thousands of years before they were almost completely wiped out. Also half the point of the prequels was to show the Jedi are blinded by their hubris and waning connection to the force, the Sith were right under their nose the entire time and they were just too arrogant to see it, silly Darth Teeth man doesn't ruin shit in your dog ass shit fuck childrens movies.

  • "The show RETCONS CANON in an UNACCEPTABLE WAY" this is because a prequel side character's DOB was retconned and he's a lot older now and appears in the show. These worthless fucks are sending death threats to Wookiepedia editors who change the character's DOB and screaming that it's vile yes that's right it's VILE to change a fictional background character's birthday. Just take a look at the replies on that post, yes I know it's the bird hellsite filled with ragebait but the responses like "oh well I thought that GATEKEEPING was a BAD THING nerd" are just so bleak. Art and media mean nothing to these people, their hobby is not watching Star Wars, its watching ragebait youtubers and getting violently angry about mundane things in shows they've never watched and aren't interested in democracy-manifest Also these screaming manbabies keep referencing non-canon books and shit as "proof" of the show retconning things

The discourse around TLJ was bad but I think I'm finally done engaging with the SW fandom in any way shape or form. My brain has finally been broken by the chuds. I don't think I'll even tell people I like SW anymore because these shitbrains have just ruined it. And yes I know I need to touch-grass but if you don't spend a decent amount of time in these SW fandom circles I promise you don't know how bad it actually is

/rant

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submitted 2 months ago by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net

spoilerTheir Pokedex entry numbers spell out 1, 3, 1, 2 acab-3

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net

smuglord xi-gun

If they wanna ban tiktok okay sure fine, let's ban all corporate social media platforms. At least tiktok isn't in bed with the NSA snowden

Also I gotta say, I know a disturbing number of people (ie. americans) who genuinely think the CPC is deeply invested in their personal data or what they do or believe. Like do these fuckers not realize the US govt can fuck up your shit infinitely more than the Chinese govt ever could?

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peanits phun (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net

peanits phun

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

We've seen an uptick in people posting dunks in here that belong in dunk_tank, as well as low-hanging fruit that gets removed from or isn't allowed in dunk_tank anymore. For context, rule 8 of dunk_tank:

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this.

There's a reason that dunks are cordoned off to their own comm, some users rightfully don't want to see reactionary nonsense all the time, even if we're making fun of the person who said it. /c/cth is a general-purpose comm but it's NOT for posting some random nobody asshole twitter user's bad takes, the absolute best course of action to take when you see that stuff out in the wild is to either directly shit on them yourself, or ignore them and don't give them more attention.

From this point on I'm going to be more stringent about moderating this. I get it, it's fun to dunk on the libs and the blue checks and the frothingfash and that's why we have a whole dedicated comm for that. Any post that's obviously meant to be "hey look at this piece of shit, let's laugh at how bad their opinions are, upbears to the left and emojis in chat" belongs in the_dunk_tank. And any super low-hanging fruit doesn't belong on this site, period (see TDT rule 8 above). We have better things to do with our time than give unearned attention, time and energy to low-follower-count nobodies yelling into the void.

Thanks for your discretion comrades, stay sicko sicko-jammin

edit: as others have pointed out, /c/shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml is a good place for any and all dunking content not allowed here. Post that ragebait to our comrades at the 'grad, they'll make good use of it. Also, per rule 9 of TFT dunking on fediverse users is still explicitly allowed so it's still open season on those in our own backyard.

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"doing its best to avoid civilian causalities, even though there will be casualties" kermit-pain

"allow Hamas to continue running Gaza" wat

Incredible consent manufacturing by Harvard Harris, even with that batshit wording 43% of young people still said fuck that lmao

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submitted 4 months ago by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

GETTIN PAID TO SHIT, GETTING PAID TO WIPE, THE BEST 45 MINUTES OF MY FUCKIN LIIIIIIFE lets-fucking-go kirby-jammin

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