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Kirk's medical opinion (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As long as the blood stays inside ... you'll be OK

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The doctor said all my bleeding is internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's OK ... as long as the blood stays in the organ, that should be better right?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Instructions unclear, now my organ just gurgles when I press the keys, and it's starting to leak.