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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 81 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Use one time? Please. I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me. If I had the money I'd buy it in a fucking heartbeat and have zero regrets. Alas I have already purchased my Christmas gifts for me and even if I saved all that money it wouldn't add up to one of those dildos. I am what is known as extremely fucking poor.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

INB4 !Risa organizes a fundraiser to gift @Stamets a giant dildo in appreciation for all the memes.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'll throw in $5 towards your giant unicorn schlong. Tis the season and all.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's an ice dragon actually, thank you very much!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pointy. The medium green is $80 on clearance. I think a Risa fundraiser to get you a Klingon green alien stuffing stocker is something that needs to happen.

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Set it up. I’ll throw in 5 bucks as well.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

I contacted the company and, sadly, they no longer sell gift certificates.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] dojan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

At the corner of IWas and Kidding

[–] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But I bookmarked this so I could contribute! I want a review from Stamets! 😂

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh god... can you fucking imagine? "Why is the meme man talking about dildos? I'm scared"

[–] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

I mean you don't have to post it on Risa 😄

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh! Well if you do end up making a fundraiser count me in. We're gonna get you fucked! :)

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah if only. Alas I am bad with gifts and a mess anyway lol

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, if you change your mind we're here for ya!

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Appreciate you <3

[–] Jaderick@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me.

OP is the real entertainment of this post

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I learned so much about you today Stamets…

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

All goes downhill from here

[–] whodatdair@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Well now I’m envisioning a giant dildo inching away like an inchworm