Don't pick on them though, because we're the Pacific redneck brothers. Only we can pick on Australians.

I've always loved seeing these sorts of brotherly rivalries between nations.

You always know when Tonga or Samoa is playing a sports match, because you'll see the flags and hear the cars tooting everywhere.

Ahh, that big a sports rivalry, then?

It's difficult to find some nationality that isn't represented by a restaurant somewhere.

Got a favorite nationality's food?

New Zealand is a beautiful country and it'd be a dream to get a chance to visit y'all some time :D

We also have no romantic relationships with them either.

Well yeah, bit rude for the sheep to cheat on their Welsh spouses, innit? Nawh I kid, love ya Wales! A Welsh accent's honestly my favorite from the Isles.