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this is actually my plan (minus the sex 3 times a day of course) for later in my life, ideally without the going to prison part.
Your "plan" is to not live with your parents, read books, and workout? Feel free to get started, boss.
my plan ist to live a happy and healthy life. living with my parents and going to work hinders me from doing exactly that. i might have the opprtunity to not have to work, so i will gladly do that.
feel free to continue living your hateful life. but i won't. i want to change.
Hateful life? I was encouraging you to start living a happy and healthful life instead of calling it a "plan." Relax. That might help you on that whole "happy" part.
then i must have read it wrong, sorry. people are generally not taking someone else being optimistic very well, so i assumed you were attacking me for it.
No problem. I was basically just saying "hey you can do most of those things right now, go for it."