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Cop Repellent (midwest.social)

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[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

Touching even a molecule of fentanyl will cause your internal organs to immediately shut down and turn to jelly.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Cops talking about Fentanyl are like Stanley Goodspeed in The Rock talking about "VX Gas."

Your muscles freeze, you can't breathe, you spasm so hard you break your own back and spit your guts out. But that's after your skin melts off.

VX nerve agent isn't a gas, and it won't melt your skin off or make you spit your guts out or break your back, although the rest is accurate. You'll spasm and suffocate.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Oh shit how'd I survive the 4 micrograms I was given in an ambulance a few months ago...? Was it a miracle? Am I actually a ghost?! I need to know!

[-] ChildEater@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 10 months ago

Yes. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

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