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this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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Dating in your 40s is like routinely checking the fridge for food but finding nothing. You know nothing is in there, but you keep looking for some reason.
...and eventually you get desperate enough to drink that milk that expired 30 days ago.
I’m not too sure you’re right on that. I’m just recently separated (divorced soon), and my uh, “fridge“ is full of many good things and I wasn’t even stocking it.
Look, I’m no Brad Pitt, more like a tall, chubby Jason Stantham. So when I tell you I’ve got a few offers from my self defense class girl partners for coffee or a movie, I suspect the dating life is going to be fine.
As a woman I have plenty of choices they just all kinda suck. My fridge is full of purple stuff and no Sunny D.
I mean, i’m free now, you’re a linux lover, I’m a professional Linux-man. what say you Internet stranger? if you live in CO, come hang out. I have zero party plans tonight, but I am wearing my snazzy New Years Shirt!
Seriously, lame humor aside, I wish you the best.
Unfortunately I'm far from CO or I'd be taking you up on that.
next time internet stranger, next time.
I mean, i’m free now, you’re a linux lover, I’m a professional Linux-man. what say you Internet stranger? if you live in CO, come hang out. I have zero party plans tonight, but I am wearing my snazzy New Years Shirt!
Seriously, lame humor aside, I wish you the best.
Thank you.
Is that Kyle Cease?
[edit] Oh, never mind. I've never seen that Sunny D commercial, haha.
I've just given up at this point...