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submitted 10 months ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't have a favorite language, I just hate haskell less than all the other languages I have tried.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.

In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn, this guy Haskells.

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Haskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.