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They didn't talk about it because crazy shit happened to that fucking ship every day. I could just imagine some ensign going home to his wife like 'The ship gave birth today' and she just rolls her eyes and goes back to her book.
“Oh god, what did Riker stick his dick in this time?”
“Actually it was La Forge!”
The funny part about that is, even though he was the one who got the shit over it, the fucking ship came on to him. He just wanted to talk about the goddamn warp drive.
It is wild how much shit Geordie gets for the Leah Brahms hologram.
It is also wild that no one ever interrogates the fact that the computer essentially made a hologram so it could hit on Geordi, either.
I forgot that part! It made the god damn hologram in the first place!
We can set aside how Geordi conducted himself after the hologram had been made as well, if you'd like. That doesn't even begin to address how he acted when the real Dr. Brahms came on board the ship. Dude's a certfied incel creep.
The way he acts towards the read Doctor Brahms certainly does not cast the character in the most flattering light, but what did he do in "Booby Trap" that was so bad?
"Riker stuck his dick in La Forge? Huh, you know what, I am happy for those two, they had it a long time coming."
Wait, Riker fucked LaForge?
My favorite example of this is from The Chase, where they discover the origin of all humanoid species in the galaxy, probably the most important discovery made in the history of Starfleet, and it's never mentioned again.