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Beep Boop, am totally not a bot. Nothing to see here, please carry on.
I, a human, am also here, doing completely ordinary human things, like buffering, and rendering. Have you defragmented your boot partition lately, fellow human?
ERROR: command not recognized
GREETINGS FELLOW HUMAN WITH TWO EYES AND ONE NOSE. HOW HAS YOUR EXISTENCE BEEN FOR THE LAST 16 HOURS OR SINCE THE TIME YOU WOKE UP FROM YOUR BIOLOGICALLY MANDATED REST PERIOD, WHICHEVER WAS LATER?
and now here's human music!
This sounds like something a robot pretending to be a human acting as a robot convincing you it’s human in an ironic, humorous way would say!
Think about it. Under each level of irony, there could always be another level of robot. (That includes me right now.)
The singularity isn’t “near” as people say, we’re already way past it. (In text-based communication anyway.)
You sound like a robot.