Now now... It pisses on your ass, splatters your ballsack, and THEN you smear WET shit all around just like every toilet paper peasant you look down on.

And I have a bidet... but I don't strongly prefer it.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

You have a sewage backup, not a bidet, apparently.

[–] tiredofsametab@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

This is totally not my experience. Maybe you have a bad bidet and/or dietary issues?

[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca -2 points 10 months ago

Every bidet I've ever used is like this. They're just as dirty as dry wiping, just in a different way. Like, sure; with a bidet you end up with a cleaner ass after wiping yourself dry, but you can get the same result with a wet wipe but with less collateral spray damage to your cheeks and legs (and balls if you're a dude).