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frosted glass (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by m3t00@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 37 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I had a friend that during the cold winter mornings would wake up and piss on his windshield to clear/melt the frost. He of course kept the vents closed so he couldn’t smell it on the drive. It really was disgusting, but made me wonder if he might’ve had a clever time saving idea.

[–] nul@programming.dev 35 points 11 months ago

It's a clever time saving idea in the same way that burning your house down is a heating bill reduction life hack.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

The vents aren’t a perfect seal. Piss is getting into the vents no matter what. That’s just filthy on many levels

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

How did he do it? Like, I could hit the windscreen from the ground but I doubt I could clear it... Would probably have to stand on the bonnet to get it clear with a morning wizz. I don't wanna stand on my bonnet. Maybe if I pissed out the window... 🤔

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 13 points 11 months ago

You guys should maybe Google "homemade de-icer" before you start pissing on windows.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 4 points 11 months ago

Standing on the bumper might be enough, especially if it's the first piss of the day.

[–] ratman150@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A small container would probably work best

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

But also: eww

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How hot was his pee? Pretty sure it'd just freeze before it melted even a minor amount of ice

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 11 points 11 months ago

I mean, it's 98.6F on average. If it's freezing that quickly then you're looking at some extreme temperatures.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Learn this one trick that doctors hate!