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    [–] Winco@lemmy.sdf.org 93 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Alright, I stopped scrolling. Now what? Do I write a disapproving letter to my local politician?

    [–] Urist@lemmy.ml 70 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    You install Hannah Montana Linux on their cars and their spouses.

    [–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 38 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Instructions unclear, a local senator's wife throws a kernel error and won't boot now... Help.

    [–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

    just insert a "live USB" and troubleshoot inside her

    [–] bartolomeo@suppo.fi 6 points 9 months ago

    But for gods sake don't install on bare metal

    [–] vexikron@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago

    Hey at least you can... oh god, flash her, and then hopefully she'll reboot.

    Better than a halt and catch fire code being tripped.

    [–] Coasting0942@reddthat.com -1 points 9 months ago

    Did you swipe the credit card through her cleavage or ass cleavage?

    [–] vexikron@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 months ago

    Oh my fucking god you monster!

    Thats amazing.

    Wait. WAIT.

    Ok, now, in my own personal head cannon, Hannah Montana Linux is the OS that was running on the little robot thing that ... Hannah Montana got stuck in, in that one episode of Black Mirror.

    Its perfect!

    [–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    Strongly worded!