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Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up. (m.media-amazon.com)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by lambdabeta@lemmy.ca to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I need to join you elves with a bidet. Idk why I'm still living in Mordor.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Same. I think part of me worries it's all I'd ever want to do.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just get the ones that aren't heated and it'll discourage you from using it too much.

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

You learn to enjoy the cold, too. Also, it can be one hell of a way to wake up too.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Saruman had the only bidet in mordor