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When your code works, but you don't know how (rytter.me)

submitted 1 year ago by anders@rytter.me to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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When your code works, but you don't know how
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[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just containerize the dev environment and ship that to the customer.

[–] TheHalc@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just make sure to add comments like

//Magic, do not touch

To make sure no-one accidentally breaks the spell.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

// Do not delete! Yes, it's not used anywhere in the code, but if it is removed
// the application crashes and the error code is useless for debugging.
let f = 'a';

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if ( "a" == "a" ) { // i swear i saw this somewhere }

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I once did const theNumber = 4 in a function (and then took a second, actually random, number and compared it to theNumber).

In the comment to the function I actually referenced https://xkcd.com/221/.

[–] echo@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

If you even know which line of random bullshit you changed that made it work, that is

[–] demonsword@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

//HERE BE DRAGONS